Number Two, that clever boy, has decided that the best way to get his Phys Ed college credit is to take a billiards class. So, the first day of school, he calls me:
Number Two: "Mom, I don't know where my billiards class is supposed to be held."
NT: "What should I do?"
Me, again: "Let me look online for you... Ok, it's off campus, at a place called....Yesterdays?"
NT: "Oh, yeah, that's a billiards parlor and pub!" (excitement growing in his voice)
Me...thinking: "My kid goes to school at a pool hall and bar!"
NT: "That's my kind of class!"
And, so went the first day of college for Number Two. Needless to say, he's very excited about school...having an apartment with his brother...being "on his own." He's shopping for a pool cue and joining a billiards league. Is there a major in billiards?
Or, for Number One, truck maintenance?