Yes, you will. You'll put an eye out. Probably the eye of some innocent passer-by or pet. Chances of it happening skyrocket when you insist on using the backyard as a driving range. You know who you are! You're the one who whacked your little foam golf ball into my lovely teapot windchime and sent one of the forks flying. That's why it's no longer attached to the lovely windchime but is now here:
across the yard, stuck in the metal downspout on the side of the house. The dog is still cowering under the couch. Stop the madness...!